If I had a reality TV show that followed me around and exploited my daily exploits, I imagine the theme song would be something like this:
I think if captures the essence of my natural kooky, cartoony personality.
August 21, 2011
August 17, 2011
"Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm"
If your not down, they're called Tenacious D, featuring my boy, Jack Black.
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.
August 14, 2011
The Explosive Ms. Jessie J
Months ago, I was half watching SNL and nodding off. It was the week an unknown singer was to appear.
I fell sleep before her performance but was soon awakened by this noise, a high pitched sound and lots of horns. The sheer volume of this chick's belting woke me up and forced me to wipe the crust from my eye to see what the hell was going on.
This girl with a sharp, black haircut was on the floor, hands out to her sides with fingers all spread out like she was having an all out tantrum. This girl in her tiny little Lady Gaga-esque one-piece was on the stage like she was possessed. The girl was SANGING!! I mean she tore it up!!!! By the time the show ended, I was wide awake still thinking 'who the hell was that?'. The next day, I looked for a clip of the show and posted it on my Facebook.
Jessie J is her name and her voice is SERIOUS. Her range AMAZING. But her album was not out yet and I had to wait to download the goods.
This is the SNL performance:
I can't even get into her vocal prowess, the vocal stuttering, the pure insanity that comes out of her mouth. If you appreciate big voices dripping with soul and sputtering runs, then you have to experience Jessie J:
Let me know what ya think.
I fell sleep before her performance but was soon awakened by this noise, a high pitched sound and lots of horns. The sheer volume of this chick's belting woke me up and forced me to wipe the crust from my eye to see what the hell was going on.
This girl with a sharp, black haircut was on the floor, hands out to her sides with fingers all spread out like she was having an all out tantrum. This girl in her tiny little Lady Gaga-esque one-piece was on the stage like she was possessed. The girl was SANGING!! I mean she tore it up!!!! By the time the show ended, I was wide awake still thinking 'who the hell was that?'. The next day, I looked for a clip of the show and posted it on my Facebook.
Jessie J is her name and her voice is SERIOUS. Her range AMAZING. But her album was not out yet and I had to wait to download the goods.
This is the SNL performance:
I can't even get into her vocal prowess, the vocal stuttering, the pure insanity that comes out of her mouth. If you appreciate big voices dripping with soul and sputtering runs, then you have to experience Jessie J:
Let me know what ya think.
August 8, 2011
What Ever Happened To Luscious Jackson?
So like a lot of music I discovered and became completely consumed with in 1996, I first heard Luscious Jackson after seeing previews for the movie Clueless. Loved the movie and its colorful, teenage world and pretty much every song from it, but this one was getting rotation on MTV.
Stuck in my head. I dug it. Bought the CD and became completely immersed in it. Not as pop as you would think but very chill, introspective lyrics and it just had this mellow feeling to it that made me wanna just lay back, close my eyes and get lost for a moment. The formula worked for me, lead singer Jill Cunniff's deadpan vocals were easy to sing or speak, the lyrics spoke to me and all over catchy beats. Even the group name, Luscious Jackson (my chose porn name just for giggles), was original.
Naked Eye is the toe-tapper but also a great karaoke or Rock Band jam:
The one from Clueless. Just good fun:
One of my faves. Hip-hop beat, ambiguous lyrics, easy to sing.
Stuck in my head. I dug it. Bought the CD and became completely immersed in it. Not as pop as you would think but very chill, introspective lyrics and it just had this mellow feeling to it that made me wanna just lay back, close my eyes and get lost for a moment. The formula worked for me, lead singer Jill Cunniff's deadpan vocals were easy to sing or speak, the lyrics spoke to me and all over catchy beats. Even the group name, Luscious Jackson (my chose porn name just for giggles), was original.
Naked Eye is the toe-tapper but also a great karaoke or Rock Band jam:
The one from Clueless. Just good fun:
One of my faves. Hip-hop beat, ambiguous lyrics, easy to sing.
If it don't feel good when you first get in, wait til it gets,
under your skin.
In 2000, they broke up but in 2006 announced they would record again. But here I sit in 2011, wondering where they are.
Come back Luscious Jackson! Come baaaaaaaack!
August 5, 2011
60's Revival with Fitz & the Tantrums
The hubby was online one day looking for new music when he stumbled upon this fantastic group. Its a nice blend of retro '60s with a dash of pop and some catchy hooks. Real musicians, real singers (check out sista girl singing lead), real music!
I rock this while on my commute to and from work. Great jump start to my day.
I rock this while on my commute to and from work. Great jump start to my day.
August 4, 2011
It's Been a Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left You...
...without a dope beat to step to.
Whattuuuuuuuuppppppppppp!!!!
I know, right, I haven't posted in over 2 years then just pop up. Kind of weird actually. I don't know if I lost my mind after the death of Michael Jackson or what but I seriously just woke up one day and didn't have anything to blog about. So I stopped.
But lately I've been getting the buzz back and thought why not continue to spread my love of music back around.
Whattuuuuuuuuppppppppppp!!!!
I know, right, I haven't posted in over 2 years then just pop up. Kind of weird actually. I don't know if I lost my mind after the death of Michael Jackson or what but I seriously just woke up one day and didn't have anything to blog about. So I stopped.
But lately I've been getting the buzz back and thought why not continue to spread my love of music back around.
So don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years!!! Kinda!!!
I'm coming back!!!
